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| The Adventures of King Bill Coke Bottle and Mortin!!
Here is one of the many adventures of a Townsville aborigine - hope U like
it! If not and it offends "U" tough.
The Goat: De ubber day me an Mortin was out there, and we was woorkin around the outskirts of Charters Towers! an we sees dis whole in der ground. I said, "Hey Mortin! I wonder ow deep is ole is?" Mortin sais, "Don't know! but i'm gonna find out! I'm gonna frow this rock down there." So E picks up this there rock and frown him down, and didn't hear nuffin. "Hey, Billy come ere an gimme a hand wif dis railway sleeper! we frows dat down dere, ya know." So we picks up the railway sleeper down de hole it goes, and wees a listen, don't hear nuffin.. Next fing! I hears the rustlin commin behind us! and this great Goat is a chargin t'wards us. So Iz frew Mortin out of the way and meself back and the goat he goes between us, staight down the, ya know..Anyways we picks ow selves up and I's dustin Mortin off. Dis bloke he comes over d hill and sais "Hey, You seen a goat?" Mortin says "We seen im mate! Big Bastard! Got Big orns! Got a big beard! an e was wild and angry mate!, E was A chargin at us and E was wild!" "Oh" do bloke sais "can't be my goat, he was taim an tied to a railway sleeper!" (donated) ___________________________________________________________ Back
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